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Side effects: Most commonly reported include projectile nasal and oral spewing of any liquids consumed during injection. Don't say we didn't warn you. Dosage may need to be monitored closely should you begin penning your own songs about bodily functions or the homeless guy down the street.
Contraindications: lack of intelligence, inability to "get" or "take" a joke, desire to sue "someone" immediately after viewing Borat, Amy Sedaris, or those crazy guys from Little Britain.
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